Wednesday, October 13, 2010

The Prime Mister Press Briefing







Dear Future Generations of Humanity
Today the Prime Minister had some words to say
Luckily i was able to make it there to ask some questions

TRANSCRIPT OF PRIME MINSTER PRESS BRIEFING
2010.1013

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Photo Courtesy of Julia Gillard Flickr Account


LUKE MANISKAS: Excuse me Ms Prime Minister but when are the Tom 2.0 Live Top Secret Files going to be released to the Public for all Australians to read?

JULIA GILLARD: Well you know good and ready i can not release those documents just yet, as you so often like to copy President Barack Obama and use his
Executive Order of Classification of National Security Information

LUKE MANISKAS: oh then what about all that cool [insert name] crazy stuff that is classified as Secret? When does that get released to the Public?

JULIA GILLARD: I do not know what your talking about, who is [insert name]?

LUKE MANISKAS: uh uh, he is some crazy American from California i think

JULIA GILLARD: really, i have different souces of information and thats not what they said?

LUKE MANISKAS: Ms Prime Minister, When will there be some Web 2.0 Upgrades at Parliament House and you know have some one run the accounts full time?

JULIA GILLARD: We are looking into that, but we just can not find anyone suitable

LUKE MANISKAS: What is your next Marchavelian Basterdy Action that you have planed for the Liberal Leader, Tony Abbot?

JULIA GILLARD: Well i reject the premise that i have any Machevellian Basterdy Actions against the Liberal Leader, i leave that all to [insert name].

LUKE MANISKAS: Who is this [insert name]?

JULIA GILLARD: sorry thats Top Secret i am not allowed to disclose that information

LUKE MANISKAS: So we are back to the start, when does that information get released to the Australian Public, they have a right to know

JULIA GILLARD: Well did you read the
Executive Order of Classification of National Security Information?

LUKE MANISKAS: Yes, yes i did, i was just seeing if there was a way around that?

JULIA GILLARD: Well no there is not, you will just have to wait

LUKE MANISKAS: Will you consider dropping the Internet Filter and replacing them with the
Internet Protocols of Humanity?

JULIA GILLARD: We are looking into that, what have you heard, have any Senators or House Members responded to any of your emails with a Yeah or No vote on that?


END TRANSCRIPT




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